Fight the Yuppies

I've noticed "nutrition" bars seem to be everywhere. Besides the usual places like Starbucks, I've also spotted them at various gas station counters, the dollar store, and even in our employee store. For parting with $ 2.25 or more of your hard earned cash you get a wimpy little vitamin fortified cereal bar that not only has an average of 220 calories (just 10 less than two Reese's cups), but is often foul tasting. I'm choosing to fight the yuppification of America by eating a giant chocolate chip cookie for lunch and popping a multi-vitamin when I get home. Heck, it's only a buck and has the same calorie count!